:: Nietzsche kNew Nothing ::

:: Thursday, April 29, 2004 ::

Haikus inspired by the Palmer bathroom.

My ass cries in pain
Like the whiporwill outside.
I pee on the floor.
~Mike

Cries rivers of tears.
Burns quickly, like Zippo raids.
Toliet paper 'Nam
~Jen

Sandpaper friction.
Scarred anus cries tears of red.
Swat toliet paper.
~Jen

Wet floors full of pee.
Showers of sex and hip-hop.
Palmer bathroom hell.
~Jen

:: Jennifer 4/29/2004 08:09:00 PM [+] ::
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I think Alice Cooper's song "School's out" sums up my feels today.

Well, we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

Well, we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes

School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces

No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks
Out for summer
Out 'til fall
We might not go back at all

School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely

Today was my last class at Swarthmore, thus ending 17 consecutive years of schooling. I feel so liberated, but now I have a 8-10 page paper and 2 exams. Sadness :-( About a week more till I'm home. Hooray!

So tonight is ER night and much drinking is to be done to celebrate the end of classes. Tomorrow is the seminar dinner at Pieter's place. Huzzah. Okay, it's dinner time. Stay cool my ladies!

:: Jennifer 4/29/2004 04:07:00 PM [+] ::
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A meal and fourteen hours of sleep later and I'm back into the world of the living. I'm still a bit knackered from only getting two hours of sleep the day before. Tonight is SVU night and I'm happy. We also have beer so it's going to be pretty cool. This is the last week of classes and then finals :( It's time for all the campus parties and BBQs and it's my last so I will probably try to make it to some of them. I will be studying my ass off, but hopefully I will take some time for fun, but not too much fun because I don't want to fail and be here next year.

So I'll be home in less than two weeks. Counting the days. No more school...

:: Jennifer 4/27/2004 12:05:00 PM [+] ::
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Yea! I wrote my last seminar paper and had my last Fascist Europe seminar today. Friday, Peter is cooking dinner for us. Yum. I will also be home in 2 weeks and all done with college...for now. I have one 8-10 page paper and two exams between me ad home. Damn you Swarthmore and trying to kill me right before graduation.

Well, season finales of ER and SVU coming up. Hooray for TV!

Finger update: It's healing nicely as well as my bruises.

:: Jennifer 4/26/2004 04:21:00 PM [+] ::
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Kompressor does not dance!

Anyway, it's nice and cool in my room for a change. It's been 80 degrees lately and y room never get s agood night breeze until tonight. it's like 63 degrees and the wind is coming into my windows and it's oh so heavenly cool. So happy! No ones laughing at my space age windows now. It keeps my room cool and like a cavern. I wore shorts and a tank top today and it was still hot.

I cut my finger on Lan's backpack while trying to spin her around today. It's still bleeding. It's a big gash in my finger :-(

Lan, Mike, and I spent a day in Philly which included dinner, shopping for AZN food, visiting a gay book store, and a AZN bakery. It was pretty cool, and we had good duck-duck food. ;-) Beating each other and throwing yarn spools is fun, but it is not fun to wait an hour and a half for pizza. >:O I bought some Ko-rean salsa a.k.a. kimchee and we had it with the pizza. Not bad, but I don't think it will catch on. We wached The Commitments and it was funny. Mike is as black as popcorn. Those silly Micks. ;-)

We did facials today and that was good. Mike is funny when he's in a green mask, or Irish war paint a.k.a. "shamrock face" .

Well, I'm feeling a little salty and dirty so off to the showers I go. The good shower. The one where Hip Hop didn't get the shocker. :-O

Two in the Yugi, one in the Oh.

P.S. Check out Beatallica. It's what Metallica would sound like if they did Beatles covers. Pretty cool.

P.P.S. Check out Something Positive because it's damn funny and cool. Daria would like it. Read the first comic. It's an abortion joke. It rocksors my boxsors.

:: Jennifer 4/18/2004 07:33:00 PM [+] ::
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No one comments on my blog anymore and that makes me sad. SVU was a crappy rerun and I don't rmemeber what I've been doing lately, which is probably a bad thing. I'm still trying to get caught up on sleep. Tomorrow we're going into the city to have fun and dinner. Tonight is the finale of The Apprentice, and although I'm not that interested in who wins becuase I hate the concept of the show, I will still probably be watching it.

Now to get a job. I want to apply for this job in Washington D.C. for a paralegal position for the Anti-trust division. I think that would be kick ass, although I wish it was closer to home. I'll still apply though. Crap. I need to get my resume together and shit. :-( I hate this being an adult thing. It's craptacular.

Well, I have reading to not do for class.

Oh Lan, sold her car. We now have to walk everywhere. :-(

:: Jennifer 4/15/2004 01:01:00 PM [+] ::
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SVU night!

:: Jennifer 4/13/2004 04:14:00 PM [+] ::
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So Mike came up with another offensive term. Jizz Pond. Dude, I don't know where he comes up with such offensive terms. What do you call Scottish or Welsh Woman? Sheep. What do you call an Irish woman? Mashed potatoes.

Anyway, seminar went really long today :-( It's cold and rainy, but it was fucking hilarious to see Mike break 2 umbrellas in 2 days. Fucking awesome shite that is. I'm really tired. No sleep makes me a little loopy. So I shall leave you with an excellent quote from Alex.

My dick is a lot like your mom because they're always in the same place.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. In a sleep induced craziness I bought the Windsor Pilates sytem after watching the infomercial on TV. I hear it works very well though, so maybe it wasn't a waste of $50... ::grumbles::

I really hate you Mike...

:: Jennifer 4/12/2004 07:06:00 PM [+] ::
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Ass paper almost killed me again. I have bruises :-(

Uhh, 2 papers and 2 exams and I'm done!

Yeah, I really hope this school doesn't kill me first. Assholes...

Sleep...ZZZZzzzzz

:: Jennifer 4/12/2004 07:33:00 AM [+] ::
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That's right, I rule.

Who wants to touch me?… I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' TOUCH ME?!?!



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:: Jennifer 4/09/2004 06:37:00 PM [+] ::
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10 page Philosophy paper is dead. I won! Anyway, it's a week late :-/

Unfortunately, I have a history seminar paper due on Sunday. Fuck me! Anyway, it's my bed time.

Shower and sleep. Garg! I have to see Judson in the morning. I don't wanna get up. ::Insert whiny face here::

:: Jennifer 4/09/2004 02:00:00 AM [+] ::
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This is so fucking evil.

Oh yes Wyoming!
With the trees and the horses and the rocks and the sheep.
Oh yes I?m going!
Through the plains and the trails and the streams and the hills.

Oh no Nebraska!
Is there a plainer state I ask ya.
Oh yes Wyoming!
There?s no place I?d rather be roaming.

With the geysers and the canyons and the watering holes.
(Repeat 2 times)

Oh yes Wyoming!
With the mountains and the lakes and the plentiful fish.
Oh yes I?m knowing!
This land will fulfill my every wish.

Oh no Dakota!
Doesn?t interest me one i-ota.
Oh yes Wyoming!
There?s no place I?d rather be roaming.

Yada Yada Yada
[-Hey Zeke!
~What is it Antelope Joe?
-Ya know, I love them girls back in Wyoming.
~I heard you loved the geezers too.
-It?s geysers. And anyway, that?s just a rumor.
I?m talking about my special girl Daisy. I call her Old Faithful
~I?d heard she ain?t that faithful.
-But she sure is old though.
(laughing)]


Oh yes Wyoming!
With the cabins and the camping and the bakin? beans.
Oh yes I?m glowing!
With the bison and the banjos and the wily raccoons.

Oh no Ohio!
I can hardly wait to say goodbye-oh.
Oh yes Wyoming!
There?s no place I?d rather be?
Ends with m-i-n-g?
Shout it out loud with me-
W-Y-O-M-I-N-G
Oh Yes!

Speaking of evil, paper is killing me, but on the bright side I will be home May 10th! I'm done in exactly one month, May 7th. Well, I do have a 10 page paper due before exams are over and I want to get it done before I come home because you know how well I work at home. ::cough cough:: So, I plan to get it done before I leave. I mean it this time. >:O

Oh yeah, so I ran across this teenage girl's blog the other day and I don't know why I get a kick out of reading it. It's pretty boring, but I can't believe her parents let her stay out till 3am on a Saturday. She's only 16! Damn, I'm getting old. I remember I use to stay out that late. Oh well, that's why there's a double standard. It's not only for sex anymore. I wish this girl had comments on her blog so I could leave her weird messages or offer to do her homework for her. Is that bad? I guess it's better than salting the earth...

:: Jennifer 4/07/2004 08:52:00 PM [+] ::
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M(ike) likes child porn and L(an) is likes gayorifice.com

I'm such a loser bastard ho-bag, cum-dumpster and I need to do my paper. Why won't someone kill me so I don't have to do it?

They're going to kill me now.

Anyway, I survived. I think that cum dumpster is one of the worst things you can call a woman. So guys, don't do it.

Lan is now reading her short stories for fiction class and they normally suck. Mike is playing with a laser pointer. M(ike) wants to tag team Lan. We've decided that we're in an open relationship (Lan, Mike, and I) and that it's okay if Lan wants to sleep with Mai. "She's going to KILL you if you post this. Oh my God she's going to kill you." That was Mike on Lan's probably reaction to this post. I want candy, bubble gum and taffy... On our open relationship. People here must think Lan and I are dating, including her profs. Those in our dorm are probably confused by the weird screaming and ass grabbing that we do all the time. It doesn't help that we talk about how loud our vibrators on. [Correction, apparently the problem is that I say our vibrator (singular) is loud. LOL. I'm a dork.] So, we're going to confuse the masses here and stop the Po-Mo-social production.

Oh yeah, so at dinner last night we were talking about testicles and how they are all coiled up inside. Audrey didn't hear what we were talking about so, I yelled testes really loudly. The other side of the table all stared at me. It's becoming a common place thing now. I'm a freak and all my friends are freaks. We're always screaming and tackling each other. Fear of zombies, stress, and lack of sleep have made us all very violent people. I have bruises that I don't remember getting. It's scary. [I also have bruises I remember getting. Lan just kicked me. Bitch]

I'm glad that Mike, Lan, and I have formed this open relationship that keeps us from killing other people. I think it keeps us from killing people, or it may just make us more effective in killing everyone here. ::evil laugher::

Umm

:: Jennifer 4/06/2004 06:45:00 PM [+] ::
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Another successful night of not working :-/ We combined laser tag, bike riding, and an American Gladiators type of game all in one in the lounge last night. I'm sure I'm not suppose to ride my bike in the dorm, but I did wear my helmut. It was fun to dodge tennis balls, shoes, and beads while riding around on my bike, but I couldn't shoot at the same time. Mike, Lan, Genevieve, and I had a blast then E-Mo showed up, killing all traces of fun. We played Foosball with a plastic easter egg and that was fun, but then we all ran away from E-Mo. Mike, Lan, and I went to my room then snuck back bown into the basement to play laser tag. That was fun, but running around gets you tired. Now, I have to do my paper and it was Daylight Savings too, I hate that. I think it snowed last night. There is lots of ice on the ground. Grrr, cold weather. Oh well, I will soon be complaining about how hot it is and that I don't have air conditioning in 90 degree heat with 100% humidity. I will take cold any day over that. Back to slaving. :-(

:: Jennifer 4/04/2004 12:08:00 PM [+] ::
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So last night was pretty wild. Lan and I had Hawaiian pizza with beer. Yea! Then Mike came home and we watch North by Northwest, well we didn't really watch it as much as we were planning what we would do if there were zombies in our dorm. To explain, Lan and I saw Dawn of the Dead last week with Crystal and ever since we can't get those damn zombies out of our heads and dreams. Those zombies were fast and they didn't decompose. Anyway, we were thinking that we could take the zombies and we would meet in Mike's room, if he wasn't turned. After we got our zombie plan in action and a few beers later we went to Pittenger, the dorm next door and pretty much screamed zombies and acted like zombies when the lights were off and then acted like chickens when the lights were on. It was lots of fun, but we got a lot of weird looks. Lan makes a fucking scary zombie, even when she's pretending and I like to scream. It was lots of fun. We had to run from Pitt because someone was singing in their room really badly and I started howling like a dog outside his room. We took off and it was funny. Lately I've been in a violent mood and I have been tackling Lan and Mike for fun. So I tackled Mike and we landed on Lan's bed snapping the metal bed frame in half!!! It was so fucking funny, but I thought she would kill us. So we went into the basement and looked for a new bed and found one in the Pitt portion of the basement. The basements of our buildings connect and the basement is hella scary. It's all graffittied and stuff. We had to carry Lan's bed out of the basement and up 3 flights of stairs. It is a fucking heavy metal bed frame. I don't think we can't break the new bed, but we can sure try. After that, Brody (Tom Winner) came by and we talked about other undead contingency plans. We all agreed that against vampires and undead dragon wizards we were fucked. It was really fun to plan what we would do, but it showed how dorky and loserish we were. Well, I don't play D&D, but they do. I laughed at their geekdom. We tackled each other some more. I cunt balled Lan (I threw a ball of yarn at her crotch and hit her) and she tried to tackle me and it was really funny. I tickled her and then Mike tried to smother me with a pillow again. The night ended and I couldn't sleep because of fear of zombie attack and two Dr. Peppers.

I did have weird dreams about being on the Jerry Springer show and giving hand jobs to demons...

Anyway, take a test. I did. It's the LOTR personality test (Based on the Meyer-Briggs test).

Here are my results. Only one question separated Frodo and Denethor. Depending on whether I think I'm a good listener or conversationalist, I am the former or the latter. Who do you think I'm most like?

You are most like:
Frodo Baggins, Son of Drogo

With many acquaintances, Frodo is deeply attached to a few people, like Bilbo, Aragorn, Gandalf, and Sam. His high ethics come out in his treatment of Gollum and Saruman. Frodo has pity on Gollum and believes that change can occur.

You have a strong personal morality. You are committed to relationships and their growth. You tend to be an idealist, believing the best of the world around you. Time alone is important and solitary activities refresh you. You have a tendency to introspection. While providing compassion and being considerate, you may have the tendency of being soft-hearted or even "too emotional" You like keeping your options open. Closure is probably not one of your strong suits.

The Orcs display the evil side of this personality with their lengthy torture methods.
Traits: Empathic, benevolent, looking to the future. On the dark side you could be sadistic.

OR

You are most like:
Denethor, Son of Ecthelion, Lord and Steward of Minas Tirith

People like you are rare. Unfortunately the closest person is Denethor. His obsession with knowing the future and suspicion of others is characteristic.

Everything that happens is important and you do not want to miss any of it. Others often look to you for courage, leadership, and wisdom. Social interaction energizes you. The more people the merrier. You have a tendency to introspection. While providing compassion and being considerate, you may have the tendency of being soft-hearted or even "too emotional" You like keeping your options open. Closure is probably not one of your strong suits.

The Orcs display the evil side of this personality with their lengthy torture methods.
Traits: Empathic, benevolent, looking to the future. On the dark side you could be sadistic.

On another note, Lan really liked Sleepaway Camp and thinks that it should be remade because the plot is original and it really makes a statement about gender. She's Po-Mo, what do you expect?

:: Jennifer 4/03/2004 01:12:00 PM [+] ::
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It's Friday. Where has the week gone? ER was interesting, but let's face it, it's not the drama it used to be. For real drama, we turn to reality shows and that's sad.

I had a dream last night where the world was ending by way of locust plague or zombies, and I was with this family in a bomb shelter, which had windows for some weird reason, and we were waiting for he badness to end. I could hear all the people dying and it was rather disturbing. In the end some killer whale flew through the sliding glass door, which I couldn't lock, and I had to try to kill it. It was a weird dream to say the least.

I earned $10 by taking a library survey and now I'm not broke, but somewhat broke. my head sort of hurts and I'm tired for some reason. my room is too cold at night and I've been having trouble sleeping lately. I attribute it to bad dreams and paper aniexty. I really wish they would put Daria on DVD. I love that show and I watch it all the time.

:: Jennifer 4/02/2004 01:43:00 PM [+] ::
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