:: Nietzsche kNew Nothing ::

:: Saturday, February 28, 2004 ::

Next week is spring break and all that stands between me and it are a seminar, mid-term, and a class. Dude, I wish it was spring break right now.

So, yesterday was really cool. Lan, Mike, and I spent the whole day together and enjoyed each's other's company without any of us wanting to hurt each other. That's quite an accomplishment these days. We first went to Target and shopped for a hour or so. We looked at the cds, dvds, eletronic stuff and then bought shampoo. Mike tried to get us to buy walkie talkies. We should have, they were only $20.

We then went to Best Buy and looked at more dvds and cds. Lan bought a microcassette recorder and I bought a dvd. It felt good to be supporting capitalism and not doing schoolwork. We then put some air into Lan's tire because it was low. Man, that's a 3-man job and I was the most mannish of the group. It was kind of amusing to see us air up the tires. We then decided after smelling Outback Steakhouse, we decided to go to Iron Hill Brewery. That place is pretty cool. They brew their own beer on the spot and they have great pizzas. Mmm pizza and beer. I had an anvil ale and the Santa Fe Chicken pizza. Lan and I split the pizza and a chicken snadwich, I forgot what kind it was. But, in short the day was great.

We topped the outing off with some vanilla caramel pecan Godiva ice cream and coconut cake. The ice cream was divine! We watched Sex el Lucia, which is a great Spanish art film with lots of sex in the frist 40 minutes, but the plot is weird and cool. I think you guys would like it. I did, althuogh it's not really linear. It reminds me of Mulholland Drive.

After than G-dawg and Jess stopped by and we watched the Angel episode when Angel gets turned into a muppet. It was fucking funny. So the day was good.

I didn't do much today, just eat, laundry and I watched The Big Sleep with Bogart and Bacall. good movie, I might watched Rosemary's Baby tonight, but I have to study for my midterm. Anyway, I though I'd update.

OOh, the weather here is wonderful! It was in the upper fifties and sunny. I only had to wear a light sweatshirt. :-) It's getting to be so warm, that I don't know how to dress. It suppose to hit 60 this week. YEA!

:: Jennifer 2/28/2004 08:38:00 PM [+] ::
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So... uh. Nothing much here. Work I'm not doing, you know the drill. I am trying to finish Kelsie's scarf and start Melissa's. Too bad you guys will not get to wear them this winter because it's already like what 70 in Texas? Bastards. It snowed yesterday. I'm sick of winter. I'm ready for spring! Spring Break too! Yea!

I just thought I should post something so that I can yell at you guys for not reading and posting. Melissa, I wrote that post for you about the awful coloured houses. You know like the ones in our neighborhood? You didn't respond. :-(

It's weird that you can bleed so much from picking a scab. Nasty. Fuck school. I'm almost done like 8 more weeks to go!

:: Jennifer 2/25/2004 08:29:00 PM [+] ::
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The word of the day: schadenfreude - pleasure derived from the pain or misfortunes of others. This word is brought to you by the Germans and by the number 9. Please drink responsibly and remember to help control the pet population. Please have your pet spayed or neutered.

:: Jennifer 2/22/2004 05:19:00 AM [+] ::
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Okay, I did it again. I had another dream series that disturbed me. Oddly enough this time it involved my Texas friends and Harry Potter again.

It started off with Harry Potter again. I think I was Harry this time. I remember going into a giant warehouse store kind of like Costco and we, Hermione, Ron, and I were looking for a dragon. Actually it wasn't a real dragon, but a dragon like protector. I forgot what it was called, it was being sold like a toy. It looked likt a giant greent stuffed snake. They were selling these green snake things commercially, but they weren't toys, but real sentient beings. They also knew of me, Harry Potter (no surprise). Well, they were a new item and I guess they wanted my approval or aomsehitng so that's why I was there. Well, they were all inactive, but one of them was opened for me. The green snake thing was 10 foot long and 3 feet wide. It could talk and the one thety opened called me Harry and we had a conversation in which I was surpised that the thing knew me, but he said every one knew Harry Potter. I guess I was given one of these snake things to protect me and keep me company. It was pretty cool, a little weird to see hundred of them piled up on giant shelves, but Ron and Hermione were impressed.

Then the dream changed.

I was no longer Harry Potter, but myself and I was back at home in Texas. I was in the front yard with Ricky and Long, and Sara Lee and other high school people I didn't like were there. Well, it was a school setting and we were having class or something, but I think our professor was Ron Jeremy, or some other fat guy that looked like him. It started out all okay, we were hanging out in that little courtyard thing near the front door, and then things got really weird. We were taking a group picture for some reason, and the person who took the picture had to stand across the street to get us all in. Then they decided to tie the camera to the flag pole across the street and raise the camera to see us. Long was voted the camera person and he was taking pictures, so I decided to mess around ont he camer and I pretended to strip and I bared my shoulders to the camera and stuck out my tongue. Then the professor, or Ron, started gettign naked. We (Ricky and I) were really shocked. Ron came over to us, we were sitting next to Sara Lee and he didn't have anything on the bottom so his penis was waving in the wind. Ricky and I were appalled. We were going to jump that little brick wall near in my front yard and go very quickly away while Ron was busy with Sara Lee. So we're about to jump the wall, when I look over and see a giant penis coming towards us in my front yard. It was like a giant read snake. Okay, that wa pretty disturbing, then we realised it was just Long dressed up as a penis. Still disturbing, if not more so. Before Ron finshsed molesting Sara, we jumped the wall and ran around the side of my house into the back yard. Ricky was crawling along the ground so no one would see him and I was flying above the windows.

Then the dream kind of changed again.

Ricky was no longer himself, but now a dog. I think he was a border collie first then he turned in a bichon frise like Jin-Jin, I think he turned into Jin-Jin. Anyway, I was flying along in the alley, while Ricky/Jin-Jin ran through the fences in my neighbors' back yards. I was afraid that he was going to get eaten by the evil dogs that lived two houses down, who don't exist in real life. So we get out on the street, midcrown and start heading into another weird residential area. It was still my neighborhood though and I was trying to count up the numer of ugly painted houses, you know the bright blue and ugly as shit colors, and gaging how that affected property value (Melissa knows what I mean). I was also trying to keep track of the dog and keep him out of trouble. He ran up this weird culdesac, and I flew after him. I don't know why it's harder flying up a hill, but it is in my dreams. So the dog was snooping around, while I was looking at the houses, which were like not even two feet apart, but literarly built right next to each other. This one house's windows were actually being blocked by another house! I knew that the houses should bea t least two feet apart and that these houses were violating code, but then again all builders were violating this code. The houses were also suppose to be two feet away from the street, but they weren't. It kind of creeped me out being on that street.

Well, after that I woke up.

What I learned: I need to stop watching television. A lot of my dream material can be traced back to television. :-|

On another note, Lan is wandering around in Fourside. I can't wait till it turns into Moonside. God, I hated that place.

I also think I have an ulcer. My tummy has been hurting a lot lately. :-(

:: Jennifer 2/21/2004 09:46:00 AM [+] ::
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So I've been having weird ass dreams lately, and this one took the cake. For you lazy bastards here is the short end of it. It involved space ships, vampires, and Harry Potter, also all the people in my dream were from Swarthmore. So I guess Lan will get a kick out of the dream.

Ready? Okay!

So it starts out that me and some other people are fleeing on this ship, made of Legos, away from the evil guy and his bad ass ship. I thought we blew up his ship, but alas once, we landed on some weird planet that had those battle droids from Star Wars, actually it was a lot like Star Wars. I felt like Luke Skywalker, actually it was more like C3PO. So, we had to escape in our slow ass ship, I felt like we were just model toys. The bad guy shot us down and then I remember that I had to hide in my front yard away from him. R2D2 was hiding under some Lego blocks, while I was hiding under a red antennae dish made of plastic, with big holes. I was laying on my back with my feet up supporting the little piece of plastic trying not to move because I didn't want to die. Funny enough, the bad guy was Willy Wonka. He was riding a Lego tank with an open top. They had a search light because it was night time and they were slowly driving around my yard looking through the debris for us. R2 was safe, but I had to keep from moving. My legs would keep shaking and I would have to rearrange them and pray that they wouldn't shake and let Willy know where I was. Also he almost drove his damn tank right over me. It kept coming closer and closer and I had to make the decision to stay put and die by crushing or run and die by Willy. (ha ha) But, I lucked out and he didn't crush me. He got out of the tank and stood right next to me and knocked this staff out of my hand with his cane. It freaked me out because my arm feel out from behidn the plastic thing. He said, that there was nothing here but trash and to pick up C3PO and hold it for hostage or bait. So that meant that I was going to get caught, at that point I didn't know if I were Luke or C3PO. Anyway, before I was picked up by the candy man, the dream switched.

I then became myself and I had to rescue Harry Potter from a bad guy, not Voldemort, but like Darth Vadar. So, the scene changes into my school, except it was more of a high school TV drama setting. The lighting like Buffy or something. It was a large old, possible abandoned school with lots of wood paneling, interior windows, and hidden passage ways. So the first person I ran into was Mike. I told him that we had to find Harry or something to that effect. I was flying around, because I'm that bad ass and I opened a hidden passage way in this long empty hallway. Mike immediately went down the stairs to check it out. It was weird because he kind of flew down the stairs like a vampire... Anyway, the door at the end of the corridor led to this giant room. In this room, I found our hostages, who happened to be G-Dawg and some other Swattie. They were being held by some black people (Note: I'm not a racist, but I'm not PCing this damn post). The two black girls had yellow eyes and I think they were vampires. They said if we wanted our friends back we would have to kill them. So, I looked around for something to kill them with. I was flying around and I picked up one of those big wooden straight edges and I tried to slice this girl in two, but it missed and it was made of wood so it wouldn't hurt anyway. While I was searching for a good weapon the girls told me of the situation in the school. Apparently her kind, which I assumed vampires ruled the school. More specifically they ruled the classrooms, lunch rooms, and the gym. Since this was just a drama or meeting room, I could have been in that room without her kind killing me, but since I didn't ask or something and I had just tried to kill her, she said that I was going to die. Too bad I couldn't reach the machete I saw lying on the floor. Anyway, I flew over to the other side of the room and hovered above G-Dawg, and the room had interior windows I saw some movement in the hallway that scared me. What I saw in the hall way was a bunch of people dressed in black, ninja style. I saw this guy stab this black guy, who was sitting next to G-Dawg, in the shoulder a couple of times. The guy screamed as did G-Dawg. I was freaked out. The people dressed in black were coming into the room from both sides, there was a door opposite the one behind G-Dawg. Anyway, so I saw that the people dressed in all black were white people that went to Swarthmore (Again, I'm not a racist). So anyway, we were shouting, don't kill us, we're white and not vampires or something. We then were whisked out of that room and across the hall into a small classroom. Apparently there were a lot of people in my party other than G-Dawg. A leader of the white ninjas was the Gimli dude with the read beard. Anyway, he told us about the vampires and if we were hurt or turned. Apparently you turn them by stabbing them in the shoulder or that's how you killed them, I wasn't sure, probably more like I wasn't listening. So, I had this idea, what if the black people weren't vampires, but really, the white people were the dangerous vampires. So to test my theory, I opened the doors to the outside and looked to see if any of them turned into dust when the sunlight hit them. None of them did. So, I grabbed someone, Lan I think and decided to go talk outside about our situation. The rest of my friends went into the class room with the white ninjas. I really hope they weren't vampires because there go all my friends. At this point I woke up. Weird dream eh?

The moral of the story, don't trust whitey or a brother. Killing is good and Willy Wonka is a bad ass, who makes kick ass space ships as well as Gobstoppers.

So, let me know what you think.

:: Jennifer 2/20/2004 07:07:00 PM [+] ::
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Happy Valentine's Day you chumps.

:: Jennifer 2/14/2004 11:18:00 AM [+] ::
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OOOh today is Friday the 13th! Freaky. Actually not, but thought I'd mention it. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I like my friends are all alone. :-(

And now for something completely different...

I had another weird dream that had Ricky in it. We were like special agents that were suppose to recover a 8 year old girl who was kidnapped by a madman/monster. I was running to the train station because I was going to miss my train or something and I called Ricky on my phone and he said he was going to meet me there. I thinkhe had to catch the trian too. Anyway, I was flying around because I'm that bad ass and he was riding a bike. We were in a large city like New York and it was raining and it was around mid-morning. So what happened was that instead of getting to the train station, we wound up at an abandon warehouse and had to hide from the armed guards. We hid behind this cement pillar and then the bad guy came over and must have heard our shoes squeak on the metal ladder or something. It was hard to keep still because I was trying to hold Ricky up because he couldn't fly. He kept bringing me down, but I wasn't going to drop him because that is mean and I'm not like some people (no one in particular). So then we started shooting at the bad guy, who looked like a grey alien. When he blew up he spewed green everywhere and still wouldn't die for a while. He came pretty close to us. We had to go out the back and hide. Then I found the little girl on the second level of the warehouse. She was a little crazy because of being kidnapped. Anyway, she didn't want to go with us, which was a bit of a problem. I don't know how it worked out because I woke up.

I cleaned my keyboard and I really like it. I like how I made some of the keys smooth because I use them so much. It's cool. I should clean my room and stuff.

On another note, my friends here think you guys, i.e. Ricky is weird. They only catch my end of the conversation when I talk to him and it's always so weird. It's funny because I'm you Texas people would think my friends here are weird. You'd be right of course. I only have freaky friends with disfunctional relationships.

Well, I'm going to put pants on or go take a shower. Don't know yet. Later.

:: Jennifer 2/13/2004 05:50:00 PM [+] ::
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So either my comments aren't working or your bastards aren't commenting. I fixed my comments, so I'm guessing it's you. I also think enetation.co.uk is craptacular.

Nothing new here. Well, I had this whacked out dream about Melissa and Ricky getting beat up in jail by the guy who threatened to blow up my dorm. Then I got plastered by LSD laced stickers. Weird. I'm too lazy to acutally recount the whole dream, so if you're really all that curious just IM me or something.

I think my cavity is getting bigger :-O I will be getting that fixed soon...

I love quoting Family Guy and television in general. I talk in quotes.

Lan is now Jeff, the dorky guy on Earthbound, and is making her way down from school to save Ness and the girl. I'm so proud of her.

P.S. Happy 44th birthday Thomas Ledvorowski!

P.P.S. I updated my web page with some pictures. There is also a hidden link with hidden pics. Try and find it!

:: Jennifer 2/11/2004 06:39:00 PM [+] ::
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Grrr for papers. I did Jack Shit this weekend and I must admit he was pretty good. Lan and I went to Target and I got a pink camisole for $6. Yea! Laundry is fun... sort of. So, I watched Daria all weekend and I am really craving pizza. I hate when that happens.

Lan is addicted to Earthbound and I'm glad. I love to watch her play. She's in Threed and it makes me happy. Earthbound. Well, nothing new is really happening so yeah. I'll try of thinking about what I've been doing, but mainly I've been hanging out in my room or Lan's. We did work out today and I'm a little sore.

Okay. I should be doing some type of work. I have a paper to write for Tuesday and I never seem to get around to my seminar reading. It makes me sad :-(

Wish me luck kiddos.

Update: I got my school pictures. My mom finally opened the box they came in. They came in right after I left so you guys will have to wait to get pictures of me. Sorry. :-(

:: Jennifer 2/08/2004 08:28:00 PM [+] ::
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I love the show Daria and I really want MTV to release the episodes on DVD. Sign the petition to get Daria released on DVD.

Well, I have a classics paper to write. Blah. Anyway, it's raining, cold, and gloomy and I don't want to leave my room. It doesn't seem worth it. I'm bored with school and I find that sad. I'm looking to forward to the end of school, but I shuold really get my ass in gear and find a job. Well, I don't do enough work here. I've been obsessed with the game Chu Chu Rocket and it's ruining my life. AHHH! I'm damn good though.

I'll update later so you fools should leave comments. I know more people read my blog than comment. Comment even if you don't know what to say. Comment anything. Comment to let me know that you exist. Comment because it's the cool thing to do other than sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Comment because I'm telling you too Biatch! No, I'm not begging you to comment...

Other phrases in my vocabulary:

- Craptacular [Generally in reference to Sharples]

- Sadfully [I've got Lan to start using the word. Thanks Druck]

- Ironical [Written in a story Lan had to read. Used like Ironical to highlight idiocy]

:: Jennifer 2/06/2004 01:30:00 PM [+] ::
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Do you guys find this funny?

"Zippers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your teeth!"

Lan thought it was so awful that it was funny, but Geneviève thought it wasn't. It's a play on Marx's "Workers of the world unite. You have ntohing to lose but your chains!"

You didn't think it was funny did you? Well then, click your heels three times and go fuck yourself!

On another note here's soemthing for Ricky:

"When you pick something up with your toe and transfer it to your
hand, don't you feel, just briefly, like a superior creature? Like
you could survive in the forest for a long time? Just briefly."
--George Carlin

Ah yes. Here are some great phrases I've heard lately.

- Whitey Mc-Privileged-Face [On B.C.]

- Liminal Spaces [Refer to Lan]

- Intellectual Masturbation [Pertains to all of Swarthmore College]

:: Jennifer 2/04/2004 12:43:00 AM [+] ::
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Rain is a nasty thing. It's all wet and icey outside. It's a frozen morass out there and I have to walk it every morning to get to class. Blah! On the bright side, it's warmer and not ass cold. The highs are in the 40's and the lows aren't in the teens and I'm happy about that. Rain always makes me tired and today was not different. I overseltp because it was rainy and also because I put in my ear plugs because my radiator was making noises. :-(

It sucks that ever since the computer on campus switched to XP, I can no longer access my computer files on the network because I'm running ME, which is short for sucks ass and crahses every 5 minutes if you're lucky. But I can't switch to XP until I burn off all my files meaning 80 gigs of stuff. I will wait till I get home and I can hopefully use my brothers DVD burner. Can you imagine all those CDs?!?!? I can't either. Speaking of brothers and CDs I need my brother to get my Star Trek TNG CDs from his friend. I spent a semester downloading every single episode of TNG and that meant having to contact people in Denmark and stuff to get them. It was a lot of work and something I'm proud of like having all the Daria episodes on CD and having all the Family Guy episodes before the DVDs came out.

I hate the blogger format on Macs. It's ugly and I have to blow my nose. ::sniffles:: Hmm I want candy (Buggle gum and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy), but I have a cavaity and that ppisses me off so much. We makes holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!

Do I want an iPod? I feel like it, but there's are so many pros and cons. But mostly I don't want to be like everyone else. I'm a unique person, just like everyone else.

:: Jennifer 2/03/2004 06:35:00 PM [+] ::
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