:: Nietzsche kNew Nothing ::

:: Wednesday, October 29, 2003 ::

AHHH!!!! All work and no play makes Jen a dull girl. Fortunately I don't do work so it doesn't matter. Boo on me. :-(

Well, I hate my Poli Sci professor for not giving us our paper we turned in on September 19th until after we hand in the midterm tomorrow. So I don't know how screwed over I am yet, but I'm guessing big time.

Knitting is fun and at least that is going well. Ricky said I should knit Jerm a Sinus hat that has the Sinus bat on one side and a Swarthmore with a line through it on the other. I will work on it. :-)

Okay, I must do something that resembles studying else I'll be so screwed. How did my mom know I was goofing off here? It's not like she reads my blog... Does she?

:: Jennifer 10/29/2003 04:05:00 PM [+] ::
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So, it's the weekend. Yea!

On Tuesday I learned how to knit, on Wednesday I got stabbed by a knitting needle. It went in about 1/2 an inch into my foot, and I had to pull it out. That sucked. I sort of walked into the needle, because Lan left her knitting on the floor and I was an idiot and I wasn't paying attention to wear I was walking. But, despite all that, I'm going to be knitting for you guys. I'm a pretty good knitter. I picked it up pretty fast. I can knit, purl, and rib things. I'm bad ass. So what would you want? Melissa wants mittens, Ricky a hat. Kelsie you want a hat too? I can also do scarves. I was thinking that I also want to make cock socks for my guys friends, but Ricky brought up the valid point of whether I should knit them for flaccid or erect penises. Very important. Oh also indicate what colour you would like.

So school really sucks. I can't wait till Thanksgiving. I'm sort of screwed by my history research paper. :-( I'll make it somehow. Fucking hell, it sucks. Ummm other than that, nothing much going on. Pretty pathetic. Damn you school!

:: Jennifer 10/25/2003 11:38:00 AM [+] ::
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I'm feeling woosy. I think I'm allergic to caffiene. I have a headache, I'm dizzy, and my stomach is feeling like blah. If I go to Worth Health Center, they'll ask me if I'm pregnant. Stupid people.

Anyway, this is an announcement. I will be lurking, but not actively blogging for 2-4 weeks depending on how much work I can get done, or how strong my will is. (Not very)

So I've decided to cut down on my net activities i.e. blogging, AIM, stalking the Sinus guys (Jerm), and surfing. Wish me luck, but odds are I won't be responding. (We'll see how this lasts). I've also stopped phone calls and started to write letters. So if you get a letter it's because I get bored in class and I need to stay awake. I expect you to write back or at least e-mail. That I'm not giving up. That could be my down fall... Well, this is the update. I will update this now and again, but won't be reading yours. Sorry people, I still love you, but I need to get my work done. I have outlined the rest of the semester out (9 weeks) and the upcoming 4 weeks are from hell. I havea paper due every Wednesday with 2 midterms in the next two weeks, plus the rough draft of my 25 page research paper, which I can't find primary sources for. Arg! But on the bright side, I'm coming home for Thanksgiving this year and I'll expect to see everyone. I fly in November 25 and fly out December 1st. So reserve your days now ;-)

Okay, I need to lie down before I collaspe.

P.S. Counter stats. got a few people coming here from the shock site. Also got a hit from Portugal and the United Emirates. Weird. It's amusing and kind of weird how many people have been here and I never knew it. I wish people would leave comments, but then again they were probably looking for somethign important or educational and not a blog. I totally understand.

:: Jennifer 10/21/2003 10:13:00 PM [+] ::
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So I'm back at Swat with my nose to the grindstone. Dude, it sucks. Anyway, I took the time to update a few things on my bloggie, e.g. a counter. Hope you blog bitches like it. Anyway, it's a pretty awesome counter, si if you guys are going to do the bravenet thing, let me know before you sign up so I can earn some cash from it. I should be paying Melissa that dollar, but hey, she used us for that free Mavis t-shirt. Oh yeah, thought I forgot didn't you?

Okay, well work or sleep. I like one better, guess which?

:: Jennifer 10/19/2003 11:56:00 PM [+] ::
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Sorry I haven't been keeping up with posts and comments, but it's hard to in the country. LOL Anyway, I saw an old friend yesterday who told me I should work for the History Channel or PBS. What a great idea! Anyway, D.C. was fun and I went to Kay Bailey Hutchinson's office and went to a tou of the Capitol. I saw both Senate and House debates, which was really sad. In the Senate there was Ted Kennedy talking forever and one other Senator to debate hiim and no one else except a panel and interns. I didn't know the Senators didn't have to show up. The same thing happaned in the House proceedings except there were a few more people, who mainly stood up and said they gave their time to someone else, sat down and left. Dude, it's sad our government. :-( But hopefully all the Congress people were watching C-Span.

We (Jess, G-dawg, and I) went to Luna Blue Cafe for lunch with Betho and then G-dawg and I went to the Smithsonian Natural History and saw Dinosaurs. I also laughed at the short ancient people froom like 9000 b.c. and stuff because I'm mature like that. ;-) Oh! I was insulted by this big black guy trying to get me and Genevieve to give him money for his "charity". Since we didn't give him money he got angry and called us Dykes. What a judgement to make. It's not like we were making out or anything. What an ass. He was probably a dorm donkey.

We have dorm donkeys, but ours sell drugs and are scary. They're also messy bathroom people who leave fuzz and hairballs everywhere. So scary. I moved to the upstairs bathroom. But I think they've followed suit. The RA did threaten the messy people that she would personally inspect the bathroom after everyone's used it to see who the slob was. Dude, bathroom Nazi. How crazy is that?

Speaking of crazy, I've been having some fucked up dreams lately. I was Clarice and I saved Hannibal Lecter then went shopping for shoes. I also got my parents killed by Nazis before seeking shelter in a Mosque. Just subject lines, no details because you know how complicated things get when you consider details.

Speaking of lousey details, what am I to do after college. Stupid details. Unless I get a job, I will probably be home for the summer and then look for a job in Texas, probably Austin and work for a year or so before heading to grad school probably at UT Austin. Else, Dc is a good place to look to, but kind of want to be around my friends before everyone gets married and forgets about each other. Then again, we could all get sick of each other and then I would leave for the west maybe. The East coast people are mean and besides DC, there is no place I really want to go to. Not even cold Chicago. So I'm thinking Arizona or Colorado. Probably not California because they're crazy and Washington and Oregon are too rainey. And now to piss off the feminists. "If I meet someone, you know everything is up in the air. I want to be a mommy, not a fema-Nazi career bitch." Kind of weird coming from me, but it's not a bad thing so stop trying to guilt trip me society. You suck!

Oh, I saw Dreamcatcher and Sweet Home Alabama and here's what I though. Reese is cute and all, but that movie sucked. No plot and really poor acting. the guy did have the most beautiful brillant blue eyes though and the dog made me think of First In Show. The Stephen King movie was weak and changed from the book, but the acting was better and at least there was a plot. Jason Lee is annoying as an actor though, but that probably the point. The special effects were cool, but what was up with Morgan Freeman's eyebrows?

Well, end of very long post. (I have to pee)

:: Jennifer 10/17/2003 07:31:00 PM [+] ::
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So it's fall break and I'm with my buddy G-Dawg in Maryland. Coolness. She lives on a farm and they have chickens, goats, and sheep. Whoa. Anyway, I wish I could have went to Xanadu and I miss my Texas crew. (God I'm sounding lame) I am thinking about moving to Texas after I graduate, at least for a year or too. I can't really think of another place to go, except maybe Arizona or Colorado. I don't think I would like DC because I don't like large cities, nor do I like the mean east coast people. There's always Europe. Well, who knows, that's a long way off.

Well, gotta get back to the laziness of break. (I have so much to do :-( ) Yeppers. Well, I'm out like Britany Spears.

:: Jennifer 10/11/2003 12:46:00 PM [+] ::
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Oh in addition to the Jerm Files, I wanted put up a list of Pieter Judson quoteables from my Sexuality and Society in Modern Europe class.

Quotes from Pieter Judson's Sex Class
(Naturally taken out of context):


09/02/03
“That's enough for now because we'll be doing the real thing soon enough.”


09/04/03
“The position of the Catholic Church is that all have the potential to sin in many ways.”

“They're past the age of good looks. They're over 18.”

“It's fun to watch [Sex in the City] because you can dream about shoes.”


09/09/03
“[Greek philosophy] is a vulgar ideology meant to enslave everybody.”

“(girl) It's like women and men now. (Judson) I wouldn't know.”

“Being a citizen means having and using a phallus.”

“Oral sex is always an issue.”

“Romance isn't invented until the 19th century when people have lots of leisure time and nothing better to do.”


09/11/03
“Don’t think the only reason I assigned the Erotology is because I'm in favor of pornography in the classroom.”

“OK. Let's not make too much fun of the '70s...some of us had to live through them.”

“[In a society in which] the virginity of a girl is absolutely critical to the survival of the universe.”

“The whole point of Greek society is not to lose it.”

“ It’s all about philosophy, not pleasure…maybe philosophy is pleasure.”


09/16/03
“[On rural life] I’m sure it has its positive cultural attributes.”

“There’s no positive sodomy.”

“Hey don’t make fun of them [Gung-ho feminists types]. Those people were all my friends when I was in college.”

“Bestiality is always an option.”

09/23/03
“Transvestism always comes at a heavy cost…for women.”

09/25/03
“Martin’s [Warner] is too nice to be important.”

09/30/03
“Oh hysteria, one of my favorite diseases.”

10/02/03
“There’s no sex in history.”

“Nobody in the 19th century had sex.”

“I know we don’t know what modesty means. But that’s okay because we’re Narcissists.”

“There’s a lot of sin in Paris.”

“Either way, women are always pathological.”

“I don’t believe in progress by the way… I’ve seen…Ever since the ‘70s…”

:: Jennifer 10/07/2003 08:34:00 PM [+] ::
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The Jerm Files

By posting this I realise that I can never disclose this site to Jerm. But here's an update for your oh so boring life (mine included). On a side note, sushi is oh so good.

But anyway, the story begins about a month or more ago. Who keeps track of time nowadays anyway?

So I am on the Mr. Sinus e-mail list and got wind of the taping of their pilot TV show. I couldn't go because I am in Pennsylvania, I did the next best thing and told Ricky to go and have fun. So he and Melissa went and since there were like 6 people there or something Jerm told them they would have a cast party. Ricky e-mailed him a reminder and joked that I told him to bring carpet cleaner and pretend it was cocaine. He added that I wanted to marry him (Jerm). So Jerm, wrote back saying he didn't forget about the party and that he wasn't the marrying type or something. [Ricky correct me if I'm wrong]

Anyway, Ricky and I both wrote Jerm e-mails. Ricky's was like this.

Subj: Re: Mr. Sinus local TV pilot screening
Date: 10/5/2003 2:12:04 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: FunDay96
To: NoMoreMilk

Hi Jerm, I was going to leave you alone, but my friend thought it would be fitting if I sent you a picture of your potential future wife. Here is your lucky lady:

Oh wait, you're not Owen (just a joke, I mean no harm!) I debated for quite a while whether or not I should send you this picture of Jennifer (Hawkeye13X, she just e-mailed you because she is in Pennsylvania, and I guess felt so removed from Texas that she could e-mail you a weird and flirting e-mail with no consequences). This is the most flattering picture I could find of her (it's actually her and I):

There's a short computer movie file to go along with it, and though Jennifer thinks it would make a great Mr. Sinus trailer or commercial, I tend to disagree with her. It might be a bit much for even Mr Sinus fans.

~Ricky, the guy who keeps bothering you in the interest of his friend (she just yelled at me for writing that)

[Of course Ricky failed to mention that it wasn't poop, but cookie dough!]

Since, my first e-mail to Jerm was "this is not porn" and was subsequently deleted by him because he though it was porn, I sent my e-mail again with a differnt title and some ammendments.

Subj: CONCERNING MR. SINUS, THIS IS NOT PORN, I Swear Jerm.
Date: 10/6/2003 11:54:53 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Hawkeye13X
To: NoMoreMilk

I should have picked a better Subject line because you deleted the last one. oh well. :-| Anyway, I hope you didn't report me as spam.

Hi Jerm. I'm Ricky's (FunDay96) friend that wants to marry you. Although I hear you're not the marrying type, I'm willing to settle for a cheap and tawdry relationship. LOL Anyway, I really enjoy Sinus and I would have went to the pilot taping, but I was in Philly for school. BTW I'm the one who told Ricky about it and forwards the e-mails to him. Go me. Do you watch Sealab 2021, Family Guy, or Adult Swim? If not, you should.
I'm not weird, you're just normal ;-),
Jennifer

P.S. Ricky's sending pictures. He lies. Don't believe him.

P.P.S. In accordance with court orders I have attached a copy of the restraining order form for Texas.

P.P.P.S. I've been working on this e-mail for an hour...

P.P.P.P.S. In that Photo that Ricky(FunDay96) sent, that was cookie dough. Gingerbread to be specific. It wan't poop, there are witnesses...

Here are the replies we got back from Jerm. (Ricky then mine)

Subj: Re: Mr. Sinus local TV pilot screening
Date: 10/6/2003 10:41:11 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: NoMoreMilk
To: FunDay96


ricky,

that is one of the strangest photos...wow! It is also the most original pick-up I've ever experienced. No one's ever showed their interest in me by eating poop before. Wow, again! Well, I'm not sure what to say...I'm speechless, really. Thank you.
Hey, Ricky, come see me play music tomorrow night at the Carousel Lounge. Free show from 9-midnight. Gonna be fun.

Jerm


jennifer,

thanks for the sweet email. I love gingerbread. And I like Adult Swim a lot- that's the one with Hawkman as an attorney, right? I've seen it a few times- and it's brilliant. The episode where he represents the Native American who spilled McDonalds coffee on his crotch was hilarious. Your email was funny too- made me laugh out loud. Thanks for lightening up the day,

Jerm

So is this a good reaction? We hope so.

Well, will keep you guys updated. Ricky's going to his show tonight and is going to request that they sing a song about eating poop.

Well, lots of work to be had. Blah. No time for matchmaking
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I kind of feel like breaking into a Fiddler on the Roof song...

On another note: Owen is married to a Swarthmore Alum and John is a Swarthmore alum. Hmm weird. Maybe I was meant to date Jerm to complete the Swarthmore connection. LOL

:: Jennifer 10/07/2003 08:17:00 PM [+] ::
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So, I don't think I will ever live down my cookie escapades. let's hope I don't go into politics or marry someone who does. Man, what was I thinking. MMMM I'm hungry and that gingerbread dick cookie was good, although everyone touched it. Anyway, I should tell you about my e-mail escapades with the Sinus boys, but I'll wait on that and see where it goes. Ricky seems to be on a quest to improve or ruin my chances with guys by sending them the cookie pics and\or videos.

School sucks. This school thing had better be worth it. On the bright side, sunshine is nice. It makes us warm. I napped in the library in the sun because it was warm. Now the bloody thing is setting and I'm cold again. Bastard sun, leaving you like a man! LOL Oh I satrted to play Earthbound again! I have been listening to the music from the rpg and I missed it so much I started again. This time I will use the Bus from Threed to Fourside instead of walking through te damn desert. Stupid me. So I got my characters named and everything. Ricky is Ness (formerly Alan), Jenny is the girl, Gregg is the nerd, Davey is the Asian, and Drucky is the dog. Drucky's role is over since Buzz-Buzz already died. Dude, he was soo weak. Starman Junior! HA! I was so much better than that. Man, a lot of walking around and fighting dumb ass wild animals until I learn how to kick ass like I did before. I'm afraid I will be impatient with the game and might die fighting someone without enough experience. I did beat Geigais when i was level 82, but that's because I know the power of prayer ;-)

Well, back to the slave ship of work. Blah, maybe I'll have a craptacular dinner at Craples first.

:: Jennifer 10/06/2003 04:32:00 PM [+] ::
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Oh did I mention that I hate school? Oh yeah. It sucks ass. I love sleep and I'm never gonna get it. Dude, I spent 9 and a half hours ont he phone with Ricky, as well as other people. Wow! I should have been doing work or at least sleeping. I'm so bad. I should have gone to a school where it doesn't try to kill you. ,I>Thanks Swarthmore.

So other than my shitty academic life, everything else seems to be fine. I'm spending fall break with Geneviève in no where Maryland :-) We also get to see Jess and stuff.I'mn psyched! Her whole family will be there so let's hope that I don't offend anyone too badly...

Still looking for a replacement and figured I'd shoot for someone around my age. There are a cute guys here, but honestly Swatties are fucking insane. So I'm resigned to wait, if not forever. Blah, so young am I.

On a similar note, Lan was telling me how the prime age for having babies is 27-29. Why you ask? Well, apparently by that age, women are physically mature enough so that the stress of pregancy and stuff doesn't take 5 years off their life span. Dude, makes you think. Have baby now and live 5 years less. I'll take life for $500 Alex. So tick tock shouldn't be a factor until I'm at least 30. So Wtf is up with me now? I'll just say it's a media induced thing. All TV tells me to do is have sex and make babies. Screw them! Also screw those people that insist being a virgin is bad. It's not my business if they got fucked over, but there's no reason to try to make everyone else think they're not mainstream because they're not licentious whores like the rest of them. Take that subspace!

Anyway, this is probablymy first real post since starting school. It kind of does that complaining thing, ya know? Oh I have to add that I've given up on Blogger.com's blogs of note list because what do they know about it anyway. They're evil liek Google.com. Stalkers the lot of them. Don't you find it weird that Arnold might be the nextgovernorr of California. Man, isn't that a scary direction our governmental system is taking. Next thing you know Avril Lavigne will be running for President. Oh wait, that will never come true because women are not people. They're devices created by the lord Jesus Christ for our pleasure. Heh heh. I love Family Guy. So what was I saying?

"Uhhh... Nope. I've got nothing."

:: Jennifer 10/05/2003 05:01:00 PM [+] ::
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The Erin doesn't take me seriously and that makes me sad post :'-(

I am sad :-(

I am crying because Erin thinks I'm crazy and silly. Why Erin? Why? I bet you won't even read this. So sad. So sad.

But then this raises the question, what do we have in common with anyone?

Look around you. What do you have in common wth your friends? Such a sad post. Everyone thank Erin Keck for this. Thanks Erin!

:: Jennifer 10/04/2003 09:17:00 PM [+] ::
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Ricky and I fixed the comments!!!! WOO HOO!!!! Anyway, the problem was that Enetation.co.uk was messing up. Oh well, it's all fixed and I'm happy. Also I'm going to marry Jerm! Hooray for me. More later when I get bored. Now leave me comments BITCH!!!

:: Jennifer 10/04/2003 05:16:00 PM [+] ::
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